Student Accidentally Does CSL Not For Hours
After being informed by counselors that he had exceeded his 100 hours of CSL requirements, Sophomore Bucky Nelson immediately regretted spending the past five weekends shuffling papers or something at a local hospital.
“I could have spent my time doing something meaningful,” Nelson said. “How am I going to cover up my mediocre GPA with hundreds of service hours now if there is a limit?”
Counselors reassured Nelson that he could still volunteer beyond the quota, even if he is not credited for them. This only further confused Nelson.
“I don’t get it,” Nelson said. “If a student volunteers and a counselor isn’t there to give him hours, how did he help the community?”
The weekend after finding out this news, Nelson couldn’t even enjoy volunteering at the local homeless shelter with his family. Despite the rewarding gratitude of serving those worse off than him, something in Nelson felt empty.
Sources stated that he passed a napkin to a homeless man just to see him sign it off.
School Lunch Found Somehow Satisfying
Students last Monday reported that their school lunch tasted remarkably edible.
“I don’t know if it’s a new fake ravioli formula, or if they started using better microwaves,” one junior said. “But the beef didn’t induce the gag reflex that it usually does and I actually considered eating the sides.”
The meal consisted of ravioli, two servings of canned fruit, a stale breadstick and a slightly pre-dirtied napkin.
“Don’t get me wrong, the food was still bad,” Senior Wong Fong said. “But the sick feeling it gave me this time was definitely better than an empty stomach.”