New security on campus

In order to provide more effective security to keep campus safe, administration has decided to station guard rams with the campus supervisors at each of the three entrances to the school. The rams were purchased from Borrego Ram Farms, Inc, and will reside in on-campus stables that will be built as part of phase three of construction.
Until the ram stables are built, the new guard rams are being kept in designated classrooms for six weeks at a time when they’re not on duty.
“I finished my two grading periods of RAMS already, so I didn’t expect to be supervising actual rams living in my classroom for six weeks,” agriculture teacher Ms. Horti Culture said. “I’ve gotten used to the smell, and the constant bleating and headbutting does get annoying, but it’s still nothing compared to dealing with my RAMS class.”
Students have been adjusting to the new rams as well, learning to integrate them as part of our school community.
“At first the ram at the gate scared me because of its big horns, and then it tried to bite my homework while I was pulling out my ID,” Freshman Terra Fied said. “The good thing is, I started bringing carrots and feeding it every day, and now I think it likes me!”
Not only have the new policies made students feel safer, they have actually stopped intruders from entering
“I came here to cause some problems and vandalize the school a bit by trying to pose as a student,” Alumnus P. Rob Lematic said. “I was able to reach the gate, but the campus supervisor asked for my ID, the ram headbutted me and I was scared off. I’m never coming back here again.”